“Good morning.”
Jon and Kim were the last to enter the big
living room were the catering services put up a breakfast buffet for all of
them. Only Fran and Richie were still missing, but they all were rather sure
they wouldn’t show up at all today.
“Hey, we already thought you wouldn’t come
down.” David told them from his spot on the couch.
“Yeah, well…we didn’t sleep very well.” Jon
told him while handing Kim a cup of coffee. The women in the room immediately
shot Kimberly a worried look, but none of them said something. A tensed silent
was forming in the room and Kim wished somebody would say something…anything.
“Got disturb by the newlyweds as well, huh?”
David asked grinning and earned a push from Lexi’s elbow in his ribs. Kim
grinned lightly. You could count on him to save a situation.
“Ouch, dammit.” He cursed and looked at his
wife frowning. She nodded her head towards Richie’s mom, who was sitting with
them as well and enjoying the richly buffet.
“What? I’m pretty sure Momma S. knows what her
son and Fran were doing last night.” They all chuckled lightly. Joan slowly sat
down her cup of tea.
“Of course, I do. You kids really have to stop
thinking people don’t have a sex-life anymore just because they have passed the
70 mark.” They all stared at her and Jon was sure it was a good thing Rich
wasn’t here.
“And as far as I could tell from last night’s sounds,
Richie did pretty good….just like his dad, I may add.” The old lady told them
dryly.
Tico grinned lightly and Ali hid her smile by
studying the assorted cheese at the buffet closely. But the rest of them had
less luck and soon they erupted in loud cheerful laughter.
“What did the kids say?” Jon asked while
sitting down with some scrambled eggs, bacon and toast. All the children were
sitting in the huge TV room right now and were having breakfast there.
“Well, I think the younger ones were in
sugar-coma and didn’t hear it.” Tico said and sipped at his coffee. The other
adults nodded.
“And the older ones probably know what was
going on. I mean, let’s face it, your daughter is off to college next year.”
David said grinning. Jon choked at his bacon and Kim tapped his back a little
worried.
“DAVID!” Lexi looked at him with squeezed eyes.
“Your twins will leave high school soon too,
right David.” Richie’s mom asked innocently.
“Uhm,…yeah, well….not next year.” David
stuttered.
“Yeah, but soon enough. And they are your kids.”
Jon pointed out.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” David asked and
looked at Jon a little offended.
“Well…remember, … I knew you when you were just
16…” Jon chuckled softly when David turned his full attention to his coffee.
Kim shook her head lightly and smiled.
“What is it, Kim?” Tico asked amused.
“It’s funny. You are so sure, your children
aren’t even thinking about intercourse…yet alone having it. You are just like
the parents I met at the Adolescent Health Center.”
Especially the men looked at her stunned for a
second.
“Ok, is there something you know…we don’t know?
And with ‘we’ I mean ME!” Jon moved around on the couch
anxious. Kim smiled and shook her head.
“No, Jon. I have no idea if any of your
children has or had intercourse.” She clarified softly.
“All I can tell you, is that the kids today
seem to run in a different speed.” They looked at her confused. She sighed.
“Well, they are rather curious. How does it
work? How does it feel? What can I do? What shouldn’t I? What is appropriated
and what belongs into the category of ‘wild
fantasy’.” Jon groaned and shook his head. Kim smiled and continued.
“… and at the same time they wanna know what to
do to protect themselves. Especially the girls are very curious about the
different options of protection. And they all tell you, they won’t leave that
responsibility to the boy. Pretty smart, in my opinion.” The women in the room
nodded agreeing.
“You wouldn’t believe how many 12 or 13 year
old kids come to the center with very specific questions.” She ended her little
monologue. There was silence for a couple of seconds.
“Did you just say…12 or 13?” David was barely
able to bring out the words while Jon just paled and set his breakfast aside.
Kim was pretty sure Rich would have reacted the same when he would have been
here. The only man who was still calm and in balance was Tico. With a 6 year
old son, he probably thought he was on the save side.
“I believe you in a minute, Kim.” Ali said and
sat down next to her.
“I think it even starts earlier…and well, it’s
probably all innocent at the beginning, but Hector told me straight out last
week that he has a girlfriend.” Something clashed behind them and they all
turned around to see Tico carefully picking up his scattered plate from the
floor.
“Mi amor, are you ok?” Ali got up. He stared at
her.
“Apparently not. Why didn’t you tell me? Who is
she? And what the hell are they doing together?” his deep voice echoed back
from the walls.
“Well, well, well…Tico. You shouldn’t forget
the are still children. Only 6 years old.” Richie’s mother, who observed the
scene the whole time very quiet, pointed out. Tico sighed.
“Yes, of course, ma’am. You are right.” He sank
down on a chair.
“It’s fine, mi amor. He is very sweet with her.
You know, carrying her books, opening the door for her and holding her hand.
There is nothing dramatic.” Ali assured her husband.
“Relax man, he is just the gentleman that you
are. He is copying you. Dave, Rich and I are the ones with a real problem here.”
Jon told him dryly.

Ah yup. No truer words have been said Jon. Will be interested to see what evolves from this conversation...
ReplyDeleteGotta love kim lol. When she started talking about the ages and some of the questions kids these days ask I started laughing cause in my mind I was picturing the looks on the guys faces in regards to their own kids. Did Tico think just because his son is only 6yrs old that h was safe? I actually laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes when Tico dropped his plate. Oh and Joan's comments were priceless. Thank you for this fun filled chapter I haven't laughed like that in quite a while : )
ReplyDeleteBased on what I've seen on the web, the kids are out partying their dads! And David, if I were you...I'd be VERY worried!!!
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